Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”
Charles Dickens and Emily Dickenson got into a writing fight and kept erasing each other’s last names and putting their own names until Charles Dickens gave up and called her Oliver Twist.
O wrote “Shut up, Poe!” when Poe started fixing my stuff. Dickens fixed it with "Shut up, Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul; Poe” and Poe answered “:(” Ha! Adorable.
Me:”I’m summoning Fyodor Dostoevsky!” Poe:”Nevermore!”
So much fun!
This is hysterical, especially when Dickinson and Dickens tried to rewrite the same sentence. It was a mess and only Nietsche was trying to help to write something coherent.
I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH THE WORD SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS BUT EDGAR STOPPED ME AND WROTE “THE END.” IN ALL CAPS AND LOCKED THE DOCUMENT SO I COULDN’T WRITE ANYMORE.
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
i miss you bro
I feel bad for the generations who will never have the chance to appreciate Steve Irwin.
Crocs and gators ain’t been the same since